Victoria's Cabaret 10th anniversary party.
Victoria's Cabaret 10th anniversary party.
First off let's paint the picture...
The bar is somewhere between a popular Savannah GA dive bar (Example: the Rail) and a strip club Rob Zombie would create for a devils rejects sequel.
Basically I'm saying it's awesome! In between stage acts the DJ plays a loud and thunderous HARLEY rev sound blip. Warning of the next announcement. Definitely a biker haven. The bar top is built with two pieces of plexiglass and a bright red liquid in between. When you set your beer down on the bar or lean on it the liquid moves and looks like blood is running across the bar top. 😎 The girls are attractive and mixed and touching the girls is not only allowed but encouraged. (Just be polite perverts!)
Now that the picture is painted let's talk about last night. We got there at the prime hour, about midnight, an 8 dollar cover charge, a ATM pit stop and a quick pat down from the bouncer and we are in the party. Bar was packed but still functioning, had drinks in our hands within 3 minutes and on our way to the dollar stage..... Dancers were awesome and doing pole tricks. Not just shaking their butt for the lazy dollar.
MIDGET STRIPPER
Pint Sized Pepper came on stage and had an awesome act. Full of capes and props, and everything to be expected of a traveling show. See had a blast putting guys beers between her legs pretending to jack off, and drinking their beer in front of them to hand them back an empty bottle.
🍻 you can have my beer anytime Pepper! high five to the lovely lady.
Lots of hats found their way to the floor and in between her butt cheeks, this all while jamming to a well planned out metal and old school hair band playlist.
BOOM, very impressed!
PUDDING WRESTLING PIT
Next to the stage smashed awkwardly between the dressing room entrance and the stage is a 12 x 12 kids pool filled with vanilla pudding to about mid shin. 8 Victoria's girls got in wearing white t shirts cut or tied in to crop tops but the announcer quickly convinced them into going topples.
🙏 thank you announcer guy!
There's 500 dollars in poker chips in the pudding and the girls have 60 seconds to fight for the chips and get their chips into their bucket that's hanging on the inside of the pool wall by some para cord.
First round kicks off and there you have it. 8 naked women. On their hands and knees crawling all over each other threw a pool of white creamy pudding looking for poker chips.
Round one ends, and our hero of an announcer comes up with an idea 💡
....if all the girls have an 8 way make out session for 30 seconds he'll throw in another 100 in chips.
🙏 thanks announcer guy!
😍 the make out session commences and for 30 seconds it's a pile of tit grabbing, booty slapping, ladies fighting over lips. And another 100 dollars worth of chips falls into the pit.
Round 2, Repeat of first round. See above 👆
Round 2 ends. The ladies are pretty messy at this point and our hero announcer comes up with another idea 💡 if all the girls clean off the boobs of the messiest girl they will throw in another 200 dollars in chips....
🙏 thank you again announcer guy.
....Boom now we have 7 girls fighting for some cream covered boobs, almost looks like a scene from a zombie movie, only better.
60 seconds later, we start round 3. Repeat of round 1 see above 👆
After this we have a few dollars left so we got a lap dance and finished the night with a bang.
The bar stays open to 3 even though booze stops serving at 2. So we waited out our buzz, with sexy ladies, and headed home.
Fucking epic night!
Victoria's Cabaret on Bragg BLVD in Fayetteville NC. .... THANK YOU!!!
Gas&Garters out, till next time.